do not try to tell me they didn’t channel the office for this video

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I love how Tywin’s treating Jaime exactly the same way Lucille treated Buster when he lost his hand.

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Here’s Canada’s reigning royal couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, spreading their beautiful love in Paris while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school to take her to buy the Wheatus CD at f.y.e. because the year is 2001.

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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

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Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars

He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses

The Cars universe is so fucked up if you give it more than twenty seconds of thought

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Flower market, Bangalore, Karnataka, India. Photo by Sunil Subramanian.

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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

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